My experience last week...
(Somebody put the fire pits in the wrong spot)
Lady: "So how much is this fire pit?"
Me: "Hold on, I'll have to check."
Lady: Well it's this right here! $24.95!"
Me: "No ma'am that's the stand right next to it."
Lady: "Well they listed it there, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o that's the price."
Me: "As much as I'd like to do that for you miss, I can't."
(Insert 20 mins of fat middle aged woman repeating "Not my problem.")
P.S. way to capture the magic. GJ